Sunday, October 20, 2013

Workplace Violence

The elevator stopped and when the doors opened, in stepped the most beautiful brunette I've ever seen.  Perfect figure, fantastic smile and just the right amount of cleavage showing.

I was dumbstruck and trying not to stare at that beautiful cleavage when she smiled, and in the most charming Georgia accent you ever imagined, said "would you please press 1?"

The doctor said I was out for over six hours.

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