Friday, December 2, 2016

Remington R51 First Impression

Or, An Infidel and an Odyssey Part 8

About a month ago, The Lovely Bride first expressed an odd desire.   She had a craving for a Glock 42.  Odd because she already has a Glock 43.  

From that time on, every time we'd go to Gooseburg or our favorite LGS she'd have to stop and admire the Glock 42s in the display cases.

As usual, my more sensible inclinations were overwhelmed by a confluence of events.   Christmas was just around the corner, I had just paid off the Gander card and I really wanted The Elfen Niece to have a respectable, functional carry gun.  

When it happens in three's you might as well just surrender so, one night, while TLB was watching her dad (Alzheimer's) at his place on the river, TEN and I stole away to Goosburg to scope out what was there.  I figured I was already in for the G42 so we might as well see if there was anything she liked.

I specifically wanted to try the R51 because I had heard their slides were easier to rack than most similarly sized 9mms and also that they attenuated the recoil better than most 9mms their size.   Its based on a Pederson design instead of a Browning (PBUH) design but I'm a big tent kind of guy so I wasn't scared.   Besides, I run into more than a few women and elderly folks who can't rack the slide on a traditional 9mm and more than you'd think who feel like the 9mm kicks them too much so I wanted to have some hands on experience with one that I could  along to my next class.




We took a number and didn't have to wait long before a middle aged salesman came over to help.   We checked out the R51 first.   The slide was easy for me to rack
and TEN confirmed that it was easy for her too.  My next concern was that the grip would be too big for her but it wasn't.  It just looks bigger (back to front) than it really is because the gun has a grip safety that extends the full length of the backstrap.  With that depressed, her finger fell right on the trigger. 
She really liked the idea of a grip safety instead of a switch that she'd have to remember to flip while drawing the gun in a life or death situation too.

I mentioned to the salesman that I was aware of the the problems with the initial run of R51s and that I thought that they'd probably have gotten it all ironed out with the reissue and he said something about Model 700 triggers and that left me wondering.  He remarked that he had never had the gun out of the display.

We looked at a S&W but it wasn't as easy to rack and didn't have the grip safety . 

Springfield XDs have grip safeties but she didn't like anything else about the guns so on we rolled.   A Kimber Bel Air was just too gaudy and she doesn't want to carry cocked and locked.  We looked at five to seven promising candidates and the salesman suggested we go to Beckwith's to shoot a few to see what we liked.

On the way back home, TEN offered her opinions of each gun that we had tried and said that she liked three things about the R51 and no more than one thing each about any of the others.  Ease of slide-racking, grip safety and the way it fit her hand were all checked off in the R51 column. 

  Over dinner, she  found several recent reviews of the R51 via google that said the problems were solved and it was definitely worth a look-see.   I had to buy the G42 anyway so we got back in the car and headed back to Gooseburg.

We waited for the same salesman so he could get his whopping 1% commission and asked him to serve up one R51 and one G42.  He was happy to do so and it wasn't long before I had passed the background check and we were leaving the store.  Somewhere in the midst of that process, Johnny Bravo-Salesdude from our previous attempt to compare guns meandered down to our end of the counter to try to catch TEN's eye.  Her indifference was stunning and he slithered away after three or four tries.   Back home, I hid the G42 in the reloading room to wait for Christmas  and TEN put the R51 on the desk in her bedroom.  

On Thanksgiving, Gooseburg had a sale on Remington 9mm that left it about six bucks a box after a rebate so TLB and I went down and bought four boxes of 9mm.  I also suggested we get a box of .380 since we were probably running a little low on that.   She has a Sig P230 so she didn't suspect a thing.

The next day, we wound up at Rural King where they had little triangular gun cases on sale for about $2.50 and we bought two of those.   TLB assumed the second one was for my Khar and I didn't tell her any different.

We had plenty of factory ammo and getting home early yesterday finally left some time before dark to test drive the R51 so TEN and I headed to my buddy's place on the river.

After letting the neighbor know that we'd be shooting a little and convincing his chickens that we hadn't brought them any food, we moved the little shooting table into position.  TEN  didn't want a full magazine in case it was uncomfortable to shoot so she just loaded five rounds.

TEN doesn't have a lot of experience with semi-automatics because she really likes the H&R .32 Magnum and mostly shoots that but she took to the R51 like a fish to water.   Before I knew it she had the magazine locked in place and a round in the chamber.   She fired her five shots and, when the slide locked back, she put the gun on the table to load some more.

What she did next almost made me tear up with pride.  In one fluid motion, she inserted the magazine and dropped the slide by releasing the slide release.  I mean she did it so fast I'm really wondering if she's been practicing when I'm not around.   She fired a few more and pronounced it utterly and irredeemably awesome.





  



She insisted that I had to fire it so I loaded up a magazine and gave it a whirl.   It definitely delivers a different, more comfortable recoil than TLB's G43, SCCY 9mm or even her S&W 6906.  Its there but it isn't sharp.  The R51 is very comfortable to shoot.  All the way home TEN was texting her friends and raving about the R51.  She was absolutely beaming and insisted that she would obsess about it for days.

Our little test run wasn't a grueling torture test.  All total we only put 26 rounds through it but the little gun delivered in spades on the ease of manipulation and reduced felt recoil.

Finances dictate that I leave the 2,000 round torture test to someone like Ms. Keel but the first impression is that we have held pure awesomeness in our hands.



Thursday, December 1, 2016

OOPS!

Sorry Brigid.  The book sounded interesting and I planned to buy a copy but it just slipped my mind. 

They say that Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings won the Pulitzer for The Yearling because, after she was "discovered" for writing The Yearling, they realized she should have won it for South Moon Under a few years before.

I bumped you up to five just now.

Haven't gotten my niece to read The Book Of Barkley.  She doesn't want to read it because he dies.  I told her that the dog dies in all dog books.  That's why people write them.   I'll let her read Small Town Roads when I'm done with it.   I suspect she will like it.   She more or less raised herself and I think that a  dose of your perspective might help balance all the negative influences that she's had over the years too.

Hope you have a Merry Christmas despite the slow start on the new book!


Sunday, November 27, 2016

An Infidel and an Odyssey Part Seven

After the great pig hunt,  other family members decided they wanted to go shooting so the next day we wound up at the Hernando Sportsman's Club.   

The Elfen Niece's mother ("TENm") wanted to try out different guns so we brought a modest assortment.   As usual, she liked the SCCY 9mm just fine until she fired the Glock 43.  The ergonomics on the Glock are so much better that she didn't like the SCCY any more.  We'll never get to sell that gun if The Lovely Bride doesn't learn to stop letting people shoot her Glock after they've shot the SCCY.  It just don't work when you do that.

Airweight S&Ws were beyond TENm's recoil threshold and we quickly ran out of the guns that we had brought so we really needed to get her to a place with a bigger selection.   To add insult to injury, she had set up next to some douche bag that kept offering her unsolicited advice and opinions as he kept trying to hit on her.

The Lovely Bride (sister to the Elfen Niece's mother) saw me coming to a boil and got between me and the douche bag to politely explain what his opinions were worth to us.  She's good like that.  I'm sure she's kept me from being thrown out of more than one range due to insufferable jerks.  Ranges, grocery stores, Wal Marts...      

So we left.

The next day we wound up at Gooseburg looking at various options.   Because of our experience with Aunt Clickity, TENm was seriously interested in a Ruger LCR.  She tried one and couldn't open the clinder latch.  I was sure she must be pushing the button the Smith and Wesson direction so I tried it and I couldn't open it either.  The danged thing left a dent in my thumb.  Scratch the LCRs.

Our salesdude was an unkempt guy in his late 20s with a scraggley beard and as soon as he saw TEN he went into Johnny Bravo mode..  He'd take a gun that we wanted to see out of the display case and comment on the weight of the trigger and how it just didn't suit his refined taste.   The reset would be too far forward  for competition and bla bla bla.  I reminded him that we had told him we were looking for a carry gun and that a heavy trigger and a longer reset wouldn't be bad for what we just told him we wanted so he shifted tactics.

TENm wanted to rack the slides of various automatics.  He'd take an automatic out of the case, drop the magazine, rack the slide three or four times, put the magazine back in and hand it to her.  She'd pull the slide back and it would lock.  Before she could react, Mr. big, strong man would come to the rescue, take the gun back while accidentally brushing her hand, drop the magazine, rack the slide a few times, put the magazine back in and hand it to her.  She'd lock the slide back and he'd do it all over again.  At the third time, I told her to drop the magazine.  She did and finally got to do what we came there to do.




Everywhere we went we were running into Douche Bags.  Thankfully, salesdude never tried any of that directly on TEN.   I really didn't want to get banned from going back to Gooseburg.    As it was, TENm got tired of it and we left Gooseburg without finishing her test drive.  A pattern was emerging.

Somewhere along the way,  I had stumbled into a class to get Certified as an NRA Basic Pistol Instructor.   About the time that all this was going on, I mentioned that to an old friend and she told me that her whole family wanted to get their carry permits and they'd wait until I got my Certification so they could take the course from me.  The class itself is a whole 'nother Infidel episode but the friend's family specifically told me that I should offer a ladies only class because they didn't want to have to take the class with a bunch of guys acting like know-it-alls and hitting on them.

This friend ain't no Feminazi so her family's comments really said a lot.   Coupled with the recent experiences at Brooksville and at Gooseburg, they were really telling.  I added a section to my lesson plan on tips for women buying guns.   TEN is going to be my assistant when I give the next class.   She won't just be selling vowels either.  She knows a lot more than you'd expect and she ain't shy where safety is concerned.

Just Six More Numbers


Sunday, November 13, 2016

TARD

Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)? Know the Signs, Spot the Symptoms, Save a Life
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in t
he late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.

Signs and Symptoms:

People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.


According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:

Telling others they are moving to Canada
Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
Sudden weight gain
Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and Actually Hitler

Causes and Mechanisms:


Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.

Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:


 Membership in the Democratic party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or
Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Cuckoldry
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Hipsterism

Diagnosis:


Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.

Co- morbidity:

A diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is highly comorbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and adult bed wetting.


Treatment:

The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.

Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociate and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.
 



From a comment on a friend's Facebook Page 

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Too Funny



I have a second cousin that's dyed in the wool democrat.  I mean she and her ex-husband used to have parties to celebrate the anniversaries of Nixon's resignation.  I have actually given thought to posting and deconstructing the memes she posts on Assbook here because they are so illogical and based on lies.  I just didn't have the time because there were (and still are) so many of them. 

That being said, she posted this and I thought it was just too funny not to put here.  I bet she doesn't get that his speech patterns are indicative of a very quick mind.

If you've been to a Trump rally or watched one on the confuser, you know this really is how he talks and its Great! 

I can't wait to hear him say it.

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Caturday

Since Irish  extended Caturday into today I figured I still had time to get in on it.