tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-992422595430001118.post3618861970072598656..comments2023-12-29T15:13:41.670-06:00Comments on Cordite in the Morning: Letter from SantaBuckshothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08834079918815824436noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-992422595430001118.post-32457398507832257932014-12-31T09:13:46.522-06:002014-12-31T09:13:46.522-06:00Bubba Claus may have the bumper sticker that read...Bubba Claus may have the bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." but he caries a Glock from Smyrna, Georgia.<br /><br />That gunrack on his sleigh has a Cobb Armory AR-30.06 for when things "get real", and Palmetto State AR-300BLK with a can on it loaded with sub-sonic to keep things on the quiet.<br /><br />RC Cola is OK but a little corn squeeze is better. Along with some deer jerky or boiled p-nuts.<br /><br />For some reason, children in Dawsonville and any house within a 5 mile radius of a race track seem to get "better" stuff.<br /><br />NORAD doesn't track Bubba Claus but 3ID down at Ft Stewart give him lots of leed way. Also the fellers that don't exist up at Ft Bragg make sure he don't get messed with when he is in their neck of the woods.<br /><br />If you noticed Santa Claus still covers Alabama. I guess that "Roll Tide" bumper sticker is there on the sleigh for a reason.tsquaredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02737130316088634658noreply@blogger.com